Story Starter Challenge 11

Image: http://www.babble.com

“It’s what!” Harriet screamed at the obstetrician. Jerry just slumped against the table his wife was laying on. The shock was too much for him. A routine pregnancy check at four months involved an ultrasound and that is when the discovery was made.

“A first pregnancy can be a wonderful thing” Harriet’s doctor told her at the first month checkup. “Don’t worry about a thing! I’ve been a doctor for twenty years with no problems.”

Jerry had received a promotion six months earlier and the newly married couple wanted a family right away. Learning Harriet was pregnant brought immeasurable joy to them both. The promotion would enable them to purchase a two bedroom home, another dream for them.

The doctor looked at Harriet with a helpless expression and the nurse urged Jerry to sit in a chair. Both Harriet and Jerry’s faces were pale with shock. It seemed evident by the ultrasound, the couple was having sextuplets.

https://thehauntedwordsmith.wordpress.com/2019/04/11/story-starter-challenge-april-11/

MLMM Tale Weaver #218

There it is, the blank page, for a new post for a new day of blogging. I usually start out reading the posts from other readers on my phone because it’s easy to hold while drinking coffee. Then I go to my iPad for emails and read those posts. If I see a prompt and think of a response, I’m on it, or sometimes I wake up with something extremely important or fascinating to write about such as my new vacuum.

If you’ve read me a while or looked at my profile, you know I started the blog as a way to bring enlightenment and humor to my new life changes. My husband had died of esophagus cancer, I was now permanently in a wheelchair, my family moved to a completely different environment, and my general health had improved greatly. Then I was diagnosed with cancer again. It was four years ago, this time resulting in having my bladder removed, and the addition of a pouch or bag as I refer to it, attached to my abdomen with an ileostomy.

It required surgeries and trial and error and hospital stays, months of getting everything to a point where I felt okay, I can do this. I either had to face it with humor or just lay in a urine soaked bed and hope to die. I actually was at that point one morning when I woke up soaked again. The bag or appliance as the manufacturers call it, needs to fit well. It was even suggested I have plastic surgery to remove my belly button to help it fit.

In the meantime a friend I met online, thank God for him, suggested I take out my frustrations by writing a blog. I was intimidated at first to be open about it, but thought, I wonder how many other people go into this situation only knowing the info provided by their doctor? Let’s just say my doctor was no help. It all looks doable on the videos they provide–it isn’t!

That is not to say it couldn’t be done and after three months of horribleness, I found something that worked. My original idea was to help someone with the same problems to be able to talk about it freely. This month I am four years cancer free, perfectly used to my little attachment and if you have any questions, I will answer them honestly. Cancer will be defeated one day if people open up more to discuss what is seen as taboo subjects.

This is long I realize, and my blog has expanded to writing about anything, usually trying to add humor. I appreciate your reading and commenting. Thank you!

https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2019/04/11/tale-weaver-218-blogging-april-11th/

Story Starter Challenge 10

Last time this happened…I had just moved in to my new apartment. The other vacuum I had bit the dust in Colorado. Yes, I meant that. So now after ordering belts for the five year old one and finding it still didn’t work, I bought this yesterday.

I know what you’re thinking, why not invest in an expensive “good” vacuum? Simple – $$$$. This was 25 dollars so I have low expectations but thought I’d try it anyway. I don’t need a huge power vac because I don’t have pets, rarely have company to track anything in from outside and I’m not that messy. The wheels on my chair do track, so I need a simple device.

My dream (that indicates how low scale my desires are) would be the new cordless Dyson that professes to do well while being lightweight. I have a handheld one that is great for a small spill, getting into corners and under lipped edges of appliances.

Still with me? Exciting, isn’t it? I thought I’d add a few pics I took yesterday while waiting for a ride to the grocery:

Not exactly a story, but the views are outstanding!🙄😳😂 and my attitude for the day…25 degrees and snowing while yesterday was 80F.

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https://thehauntedwordsmith.wordpress.com/2019/04/10/story-starter-challenge-april-10/

One Liner(s) Wednesday

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I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

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Want to dance or should I just go to hell again?

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Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I’m a mile away and I have his shoes.

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I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

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People used to laugh at me when I would say “I want to be a comedian”, well nobody’s laughing now.

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Okay, I know I cheated, but I love to laugh, it’s still not Friday, and I have cleaning to avoid.

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https://lindaghill.com/2019/04/10/one-liner-wednesday/