One Liner(s) Wednesday

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I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

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Want to dance or should I just go to hell again?

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Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I’m a mile away and I have his shoes.

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I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

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People used to laugh at me when I would say “I want to be a comedian”, well nobody’s laughing now.

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Okay, I know I cheated, but I love to laugh, it’s still not Friday, and I have cleaning to avoid.

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