Has its advantages, there is no:
sniffing
snorting
shifting
snoring
sweating
swallowing
sneezing
rolling
rifling
reeling
writhing
talking
tingling
tearing
tossing
turning
tickling
taunting
belching
bobbing
butting
buffering
bumping
backing
burping
hacking
coughing
laughing
giggling
groping
wiggling
So if you sleep alone, do you miss it?
The heat of summer
Showing up wet on your brow
You long for a breeze
Or a cooling thunderstorm
Of the lightning streaks beware
#weeklytankachallenge -103
“Who invited him?” All eyes suddenly turned as a portly gentleman entered the party wearing nothing but the plumes of a pigeon. The hair was long and drawn into a wild tail while a moustache practically covered the mouth. Certainly the feathers were strategically placed, but this was the nineteenth century and no one ever, ever went anywhere undressed in such a manner.
As Menken entered the party, ladies fell fainting, fellow thespians joked amongst themselves and a few older women’s mouths were agape at the scantily clad body. The owner of the establishment rang for his stewards to remove Menken but not before Menken shamelessly strode by, making sure to bow deeply in greeting to the circled guests. The shock caused quite a scandal and Menken was escorted outside as soon as the watchmen arrived.
It was at this time it was discovered the trick Miss Menken played on society, furthering her reputation as a scandalous actress.
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2018/07/01/July-writing-prompts/
Ever hear of a medallion notary? Neither had I. A notary medallion is required to validate some important forms. Every bank should have one.
Imagine my surprise in finding unexpected revelations when searching the Internet to find one. There is one, supposedly here in town, but no names or phone numbers are available and appointments are needed.You have to be contacted by them? What is this, the Secret Service? CIA? Interpol? I add Interpol because the only legitimate one I found was in the UK!
Google search showed that UPS and FedEx offices have them, which I understand, also pawn shops, equally legit. But calling all over the place found most advertising this service don’t even know what it is! I asked, then why do you advertise you provide this service? Of course receiving an “uhhhhh” as an answer, I said irritatingly, then take it off your ad!
By this time after numerous phone calls and hearing, ” yes I am a notary, but I don’t know what you’re talking about”, I called my bank again and I was not in a good mood.
Long story, she finally called around and found another branch who had one,and the appt set for tomorrow morning.
Why is it always so difficult to get someone to do their job? Last summer a grandson complained about the work he was doing etc. He did have legitimate complaints, difficult uncaring boss and it was a lousy job. But my advice was clear. You take a job, you do what you’re asked to do to the best of your ability, period.
Maybe I’m just a hardas-.
Memory is a fleeting thing
Sometimes out sometimes in
Today I thought I’d join a quiz
Was doing great until the fizz
Drove straight out as in a van
Brain left too, it was a bummer, man!
Guess it’s no longer deniable
My muddled mind is not reliable.
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https://dailyaddictions542855004.wordpress.com/2018/07/04/reliable/
My advice for our upcoming Presidential visits:
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https://thehouseofbailey.wordpress.com/2018/07/03/straighten/
They gathered at the fence surrounding the Capitol. It was the night of July 4, 2018, a day that “will live in infamy”, or so John Q. Public imagined it would be. Finally his followers, the vigilant vigilantes, would see justice done. Their voices would be heard, the uprising creating havoc and wonderment seen by all as they revealed themselves.
It was almost time. The crowd of resistance fighters started to anxiously move about, sweating in Washington DC humidity and heat of the day. Then their fearless leader, John Q., raised his arms and the crowd cheered. The members stripped naked in unison, revealing red white and blue painted stripes covering their bodies. Ladies swooned and children gasped at the sight.
The most surprising part of all was the release of a gigantic balloon as the accommodating breeze slowly carried the president’s effigy toward the building. As it floated closer to the Capitol building, leaflets spewed from the mouth of the effigy. Pamphlets written in red and white and blue ink saying, “free the people!” And of course other statements not privy to this reporter at the time.
And from somewhere in the hour before the fireworks blew, music of olden patriotic songs incited the crowd to put their hands on their hearts and sing. Their voices only slightly, for a second or two, were heard by “their” president as he lay in his bed chamber, furiously tweeting “the Democrats led by former President Obama are trashing my yard!”
https://dailyaddictions542855004.wordpress.com/2018/07/03/gigantic/
The tired mom lovingly looked down on her newborn sleeping, thinking silence is golden.
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https://stephaniecolpron.wordpress.com/2018/07/03/tuesdayuseitinasentence-silence/
A contract you say?
With delicate printing?
Sign a paper and pay?
And his eyes were glinting
As I signed with ease
When asked “Please
On the dotted line –
Your name and while
You’re at it, add the date
So there won’t be any payments late
If there is, we assess a fee
Yes, of course it would come to me
Our services are never questioned
But if need be we are vested
In court appointed employees
Who will definitely collect those fees.
You look worried, no need to be
Your best interest’s invested in me.”
$$$$$$
Sitting under the autumn tree
Leaves falling all around me
Just like my tears they fell
My face was wet and I could tell
Reading the note
You lastly wrote
The last part left me bereft
Your words telling why you left.
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