A contract you say?
With delicate printing?
Sign a paper and pay?
And his eyes were glinting
As I signed with ease
When asked “Please
On the dotted line –
Your name and while
You’re at it, add the date
So there won’t be any payments late
If there is, we assess a fee
Yes, of course it would come to me
Our services are never questioned
But if need be we are vested
In court appointed employees
Who will definitely collect those fees.
You look worried, no need to be
Your best interest’s invested in me.”