Opening up the gift, exclaimed
Oh my god, I have been maimed!
This must be a mistake
How rude of you, you rake!
I could never make this fit
Looks like an elephant sized knit
Thought you were the friendly kind
But just look here at what I find
This gift is certainly a disgrace
From me you’ll receive no embrace.
Sorry, don’t mean to seem ungrateful
I realize I’m acting hateful
Next time please don’t just surmise
Ask me what is my true size.