Secret Keeper #174 – Gift Rebuff

Opening up the gift, exclaimed

Oh my god, I have been maimed!

This must be a mistake

How rude of you, you rake!

I could never make this fit

Looks like an elephant sized knit

Thought you were the friendly kind

But just look here at what I find

This gift is certainly a disgrace

From me you’ll receive no embrace.

Sorry, don’t mean to seem ungrateful

I realize I’m acting hateful

Next time please don’t just surmise

Ask me what is my true size.

Weekly Writing Challenge #174

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