“What? Just a minute
I have a headphone
But my ears aren’t in it. . .
Turn that down!”
“I will in a jiff,
I just need more practice on this guitar riff
The guys in the band think I’m too stiff
Then we all got into a tiff
Said my playing isn’t too swift.
So I’m sorry if it’s too loud
I’m used to playing in front of a crowd.
Never mind, I’ll go out to the garage
Then all the neighbors will hear the barage.
Honestly, mom you were the one
Who always said, keep practicing, son.”