Fandango’s Story Starter

Of course we all laughed. I was dragged to this auction by my wife and couldn’t see why suddenly everyone was looking at me. I shifted uncomfortably and looked at Susan who had a very strange look on her face. And then I noticed some family members and even friends were sitting around me. Me? My future? What the hell is going on? Then a very large man came and picked me up, and stood me next to the auctioneer. He was holding me and I couldn’t move. Then the auctioneer spoke, “what am I bid for this man?” A couple of hands went up and I felt weird, like I might have been drugged, almost in a faint! Then everyone started laughing and my wife said, “you always know when I’m planning your surprise birthday party, but not this time, Joe…Happy Birthday!” Everyone started singing that song and Joe sank into a chair with relief. Later that night, Joe thought to himself, what am I really worth?

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Fandango’s Story Starter #253

Simply Six Minutes

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Joe was late, again. These appointments are a pain in the neck! How can a young woman sitting there in her fancy Bloomingdale’s suit and Jimmy Choo shoes possibly relate to me and my life? After Afghanistan, I came home broken, I admit, but this woman has never been there, or in any military service, so how can she know what it’s like? But today I’m going to the VA, showing up soaking wet, but at least I’ll be seeing a real veteran!

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Simply 6 Minutes – Welcome to the Challenge: 06/30/2026

Tanka Tuesday

If you use the classic block in the editor, here is some information for you going forward. This is a must READ!! 

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Colleen, this is all “Greek to me”. I assume my old (since 2016) form will still work?

WordPress Updates for the Classic Block

SYW 6-29-26

DeviantArt

Here are this week’s questions:


1.  What currency is used in your country? Dollars and Cents.


2.  If you travel to a different country, do you rely on card payments, or get some local currency in cash? Yes and yes.


3.  Do you buy souvenirs for yourself or family? Definitely.


4.  When using an unfamiliar currency, are you aware of how much you are spending in your own? Yes.

Gratitude: I am grateful to have found a new friend in the Library’s Mobile bus. A great idea!

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Share Your World: 29th June 2026

MFFFC 6-29-26

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His voice was unique, they all said so

His mother agreed, she would know

Advertisers wanted him to speak

His mother sought cash, piled in a peak

The money was supposed to be used

For a college fund for future school

His mother grew to hate his voice, caused the ruse

She took the money for an adults only cruise.

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Melissa’s Fandango Flash Fiction Challenge #379

Song Lyric Sunday

June 28 is celebrated as the Great American Campout (originally the Great American Backyard Campout), but it was shortened in 2015.  It was created by the National Wildlife Federation, it is a nationwide event designed to encourage people of all ages to unplug, connect with nature, and enjoy the outdoors by sleeping under the stars.

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My first thought is “Home on the Range” which was sung in our household. Camping was a wonderful activity but rarely done in my youth. When I had a family of my own it was fun. I would spend Fridays mowing the lawn, any outside work, etc, packing up food, sleeping bags etc all ready for when my husband came home from the office. I must admit he was reluctant at first, but seeing the household and outside jobs done, he had no excuse to stay home. Of course the kids loved it. The words of this song aren’t said much these days and some are objectionable and definitely outdated.

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Spend More Time Outdoors