MLMM Wordle 182 – Fishnet Fallacy

“I suppose you think your coruscant fishnet stockings should not imply you are what used to be referred to as “fast“? But if they do madam, I would be more than inclined to take that meaning to heart.”

The woman in question was an extravagant match for the newcomer. He had been looking forward to this encounter for weeks. However lenient this establishment, the fact remained there were rules to be followed. The inquisitive man didn’t hold back his intentions, professing again his desire for the lady. As he approached, his hands were exploring her fishnet covered thighs, but there was no response. He seemed puzzled, and moved up to her neck, pulling her close for a kiss.

Unfortunately there was a malfunction in the lady’s programmed response and she pushed the amorous guest into the next room. He quickly got up and demanded to see the manager. “You can’t treat me like this! I paid good money to be with your models here in Pleasure World. You had better fix this glitch and make it fast!”

The manager replied, “We have the right to refuse service to anyone, and Model 8 didn’t care for you.” The disgruntled customer shrugged and approached a Model 4 in the next cubicle.

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Emotional OMG!

I think this time of year makes me an emotional mess.

Background:  My husband drove a car we purchased in 1994, black Toyota camry.  Worked great, still does.  My first grandson was born that year, the firefighter.  When my husband passed away of esophagus cancer in 2013, I gave the car to my grandson.  When we moved here to Cheyenne was when he started driving it since he was going to college and couldn’t afford car payments. I rarely see this grandson because he lives at the firehouse and constantly busy.

That’s the background. My chauffeur grandson drove us to meet the rest of the family a couple of days ago.  He parked us nose to nose to the black Toyota.  He said, C’s here.  I asked, C?  Is that the black car? He replied yes and as i saw it for the first time in years, I just started crying, looking at that old-missing-paint car that holds so many memories.

See what I mean? Sentimental, emotional mess.

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Daily Prompt: Theory

 

 

 

It is a popular theory

Among the littles

Every time they query

Is Santa real?

 

 

Of course we say yes

To keep them hopeful

Until store Santas appear

Looking rather doleful

 

 

The child hurries up

With smiles of glee

To tell him their wishes

On mall Santa’s knee

 

 

As long as they’re little

And quite naive

They whisper their wants

Of course they believe

 

 

As parents most of these times are cherished

When the Santas are not so nightmarish!

 

 

 

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MLMM First Line Friday – “Take Time to Smell the Roses”

Death by roses, she thought, death by roses, hanging her head, feeling totally defeated, tears streaming down onto her velvet dress. This blue velvet dress she had saved just to impress her mother, what a waste it was. She walked down to the waiting taxi and hesitated for a moment, looking back to the cemetery. Oh, mom, why didn’t I realize how much you needed me before it was too late? Stepping into the taxi she left for the airport.

Jane was late to the funeral, late to the internment, too late to help her mother, just too damn late for everything. Regrets now wouldn’t help, but they would plague Jane for the rest of her life.

It was not all her fault; she was a young executive in another city and state. Flights home to keep abreast of her mother’s situation were not her priority as she fought to keep improving her career. The small town she grew up in didn’t call to her as much as her business did.

Jane’s mother Lydia led an ordinary life in an ordinary small town. She became a widow early on and raising Jane was the most important thing in her existence. Jane was young enough not to realize her mother’s predicament, and as many young people do, she was only concentrating on herself. Jane attended college away from home and her career took her even farther away.

Lydia found herself at odds being home alone, and decided to volunteer at a nearby hospital. She was needed there and felt a fulfillment that had been missing since her husband’s death. After a few months of socializing, Lydia fell in love with a patient. After his discharge they were always together. Unbeknownst to Lydia or her friends, the patient, Lloyd, had problems that were not addressed by the medical doctors. When Lydia continued her volunteering, Lloyd took her absence as a personal affront. He had a hidden sinister side and when Lydia wouldn’t give up the hospital work, he retaliated.

Researching the effects of certain available poisons, he purchased one he could apply to flowers. Lloyd knew Lydia’s favorites were roses. The night of her death he purchased her favorite roses, but left them in the car. As they ate dinner, he asked her once more to please stop working in the hospital. Lydia knew he was jealous of her time away, but she was not going to give it up. She couldn’t understand why Lloyd wouldn’t want her to help others as she had helped him.

Lloyd excused himself saying he had a surprise for her. He went to the car, retrieved the roses and went into the garage. After applying the nearly invisible poison, he returned to the dining room. He presented her with the lethal bouquet and she smiled. Lifting the roses to her face, she took a deep sniff of her favorite scent. It only took a few moments for the poison to work. Lydia slumped onto the table.

“Death by roses” thought Lloyd, “they’re your favorite, and now so am I.”

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MLMM Sunday Writing Prompt – Its all in the title

The old sawmill kept churning with the stream, even though the jagged piece created insatiable doubt by the owner that his flour would be milled. He could hear whispers in the walls of the other workers, that the missing eyepiece that held the jagged part away from the wheel was among all that lies broken and also fell into the stream.

Repairs were made, the eye piece and the jagged edge found and smoothed, and the miller’s grain was ground into flour. All’s well that ends well.

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