A to Z Challenge -D as in Double D?

I first thought of “I Double Dog Dare you!” But then the Double D reminded me of ladies’ and sometimes men’s underwear. Curious fact that the double size only starts at D. What happened to triple A? Sorry, had to do it. 

Double B, C? Why is it only D that is doubled, tripled, maybe quadrupled? I really have no idea. I know there’s E, double, triple E, and so on for F, G. Is there an H or more? 

There used to be a funny show on television that featured an underwear shop. They specialized in fitting and shaping women who didn’t fit into the “norm”. I haven’t seen it for a while. Maybe T outlawed it.

https://atozchallenge.wordpress.com/2017/03/31/atozchallenge-4-5-2017-letter-d/

Rant Part One

I was ready to post “Tell me something good” with an upbeat lovely song, but NO! It’s been one of those days, and yes it is Monday, but that’s not the problem. So frustrated today with:

1. Wheelchair – had to go to the hospital for a test. The left wheel felt like it was flat, stuck and wouldn’t move. Ok, you’re laughing now because you can picture me only going in circles with one tire flat. Took an unusually long time to get to the lab and then home from the apartment manager’s office.When taking it for repair, they informed me I own it now I’ve rented it so long. Goody, it can join my scooter as the second non functioning vehicle I own!😂

2. Century Link -these little darlings have caused me a very bad, no good day😫. I thought my Colorado problems with that company were over now I’m in WY, but no. I have wifi through the apartment complex who has the CL account. All numbers to report a problem are no longer in service. This is the fourth time it has been unusable for more than a day. I could stand that if I saw a future of it being fixed.  

After speaking to people the US, Southeast Asia, Wisconsin, and another place I don’t remember, I was practically bawling. So frustrating, I finally told the sixth phone person that I wanted someone IN Cheyenne to walk their feet over here and fix it. I want a new router, and a place other than behind the dining room cabinet, which I can’t budge, to place the wires. And the genius who plugged in the electrical part used the one behind the refrigerator!  

But never let it be said I will be deterred by a mere refrigerator. Oh, I moved it alright! After four other calls to the manager’s office because each number they supplied to CL was discontinued, I was done speaking to the world about it. It wouldn’t be so upsetting if it only happened once, but it’s a problem every week. That’s why I want a new router, or modem, or another place to live.

3. The snow has melted and once again the dogs’ leavings are in full view.

Do I sound upset? Angry? Like I’m going to explode soon?  

Yes, yes, and yes. Does anyone else, like me, clean when they’re upset?

https://rugby843.blog — that is if I ever have wifi again to have a blog 🙄😬

A to Z Challenge -C for Cuddle

                    
C is for cuddle. There’s nothing more reassuring than a hug, or cuddle from a loved one. It speaks more than words alone. It’s the warmth, the touch, and the affirmation that you are deeply cared for.
One of my favorite cuddles is from an infant. Their sweet breath in your neck. Their tiny fingers encircling your thumb. There’s nothing that can compare.

https://atozchallenge.wordpress.com/2017/03/31/atozchallenge-4-4-2017-letter-c/

Dude, my head aches!

Doc my headaches, as he takes a pause

Really dude, what’s the cause?

I don’t know, you’re the expert

Well I don’t like to lecture

Could it be that nine leafed nectar?

You mean smoking J?

That’s what I should say.

But doc, it really soothes my nerves

And fogs your brain, if memory serves

So you’re telling me I should quit?

No more weed, go legit?

The doc lit two strange looking cigarettes

And smiled while the smoke did pirouettes.

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Prompt-53-Greenhouse

Life with children is like a giant greenhouse. All these little seedlings, even plants, are trying to survive and grow. They are constantly seeking out the sun, the moisture and care to live in this harsh world. It is the attention given to each that shapes their progress while each needs a stable set of roots to succeed. The outside influences of storms and wind will come to each one through their continued fight to grow more independent, strong enough to be in their own space. Our world is the greenhouse. A privileged crop have homes to provide the surrounding strength that enables them to prevail. How does your garden grow?

The ideal:

Mary, Mary, quite contrary 

How does your garden grow? 

With silver bells and cockleshells

And pretty maids all in a row.


https://allaboutwritingandmore.wordpress.com/2017/04/02/daily-word-prompt-53-greenhouse/

A to Z Challenge – B for Beauty

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Besides being a mother and grandmother, I have been a beauty consultant. It requires training, learning about different complexions, skin tones and types, which colors flatter you most, etc. I learned about finding the right moisturizers and cleansers to benefit your skin and application techniques. That had always been a problem for me. Makeup was always too pink or too brown. Since manufacturers have decided there are more than four skin colors, now finding the correct shade should not be difficult.
This company was an innovator of improving the selection of different shades to include all complexions.  That was the main reason I decided to take the training and become a consultant myself. My confidence level rose considerably after the classes which included learning how to speak in front of people. At first I set up gatherings of people I knew, giving free facials, makeup lessons, etc. to introduce myself as a consultant, eventually hoping to grow the business and sell the products. This was actually fun and as in any other business, you have to promote yourself and the product, which was another aspect I enjoyed. The most important thing I received from this experience was confidence.


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Photo Fiction – April 2, 2017

The tower bell chimes 

Reminds us of times

When ships came ashore

In days of yore

To bring new spices

Or new devices

Alas those days

Are in a haze

The sea is silky

The horizon milky

 The once green cliffs

Have become a mist

Of brambles and blackened bushes

No more are there baskets of fishes

No more the clean white stone

Where fishing nets were thrown

And bags of treasures shown

Even all the gulls have flown.

https://sundayphotofictioner.wordpress.com/2017/04/02/sunday-photo-fiction-april-2nd-2017/

#2046-First Line of the week. . .

I can’t say that is true for me today.  It all began when I was looking for something unusual from the ordinary yard sale items.  It was a large one, at least three home’s worth, on an old backroad out of town.  So many things to see, but I just wanted something special to grab my attention.

I was fairly new to this community, and not familiar with the neighbors.  I had purchased my antique treasure of a home after retiring.  It used to be a regal structure in its prime, but now, like me, it was showing its age.  I was fortunate to have enough savings left to fix the most needed repairs, but the cosmetic work I preferred to do myself.  I was retired and needed a hobby.  This new home was more of a full time job.

After deciding I didn’t really need anything at the sale, I was struck by a reflected bolt of sunlight.  I was startled and turned to see a tall standing mirror next to the shed wall.  I hadn’t noticed it previously, but there it was in all its time worn glory.  Immediately attracted, I purchased the mirror and asked to have it delivered.

Early the next day the neighbor’s son delivered my new purchase.  I had always wanted an old fashioned standing mirror for my bedroom, but never found the right one.  This one actually glared at me, so I knew immediately it belonged in my bedroom.  As he carried it upstairs he was mumbling something I did not understand, so I just ignored him.  Setting it down where I directed, he polished off the dust from the outside sale yard and muttered again.  I asked him to repeat, I didn’t quite catch it.  He finished the dusting and faced me with a strange look.  He asked if I was very sure I wanted the mirror.  I replied that of course I did, and thanked him for bringing it upstairs.  I offered a monetary reward for his labor which he refused.

The next day I was dressing in front of the mirror, and noticed the back of my shirt was frayed.  I removed it and chose another.  I quickly finished and went to the kitchen to fix breakfast.  My hands didn’t want to cooperate breaking the eggs, and I ended up with scrambled with shells.  I supposed I should get used to the idea of arthritic fingers, I thought as I cleaned the dishes and went to the conservatory.  Since the autumn season was fading, I wanted to paint this room in a bright hue for the coming winter cloudiness.  I readied the supplies and fixed the step ladder next to the wall.  My arms felt heavier than usual, and I tired easily, but I was determined to get most of this room done by the end of the day.

After putting my paint brushes in some cleaner, I was feeling tired enough to need a nap.  I settled in on my bed.  When I woke up, it was already getting dark outside.  I went to the mirror to check if I had any leftover paint in my hair, and received a shock.  At first I thought it was my tired eyes and the darkness of the evening.  I switched on the light and took a closer look.  My reflection showed an old woman staring back at me.  I ran to the bathroom and checked the mirror there.  The image was the same.  

It was incredible.  I thought I was dreaming.  I started to run downstairs to check the hall mirror and was stopped short by pain in my knees.  I grabbed the stairway rail and was surprised to see a stranger’s hand holding it.  I sat down on the step to catch my breath.  I surveyed the rest of my arms and hands, my knees, and felt my face.  I had wrinkles everywhere.  My body felt foreign to me. My face was unrecognizable at my touch.  My hair felt scraggly and thin.  I turned and went slowly up the stairs to my bedroom.  I stood in front of the mirror to envision an old woman, myself.  

I called the neighbor to have their son pick up the mirror.  I hoped taking it out of my presence, I would return to normal.  He came in, went upstairs and retrieved the mirror.  I was surprised at his nonchalance, seeing me in my changed state.  He quietly removed the mirror from my home.  As weeks went by and autumn fell into winter, my body recuperated and I was myself again.  I wonder if I would be alive today if I had kept the mirror.

Prompt #2046 First Line of the Week – Helen Oyeyemi