Putting My Feet in the Dirt 20

You look ridiculous she said with a scowl

You’re wearing nothing that produces meows

The party invite said felines only

You wouldn’t want to be sitting lonely

In a corner wearing that

How about a kitten eared hat?

Or adding a long fluffy tail?

Right now you look like a large Airedale

It said catawampus creatures

Were the expected costuming

I guess you were assuming

Dogs and cats are the same

Well I’ll not be to blame

Drive yourself, I’ll show up alone

Either that or just stay home.