You look ridiculous she said with a scowl
You’re wearing nothing that produces meows
The party invite said felines only
You wouldn’t want to be sitting lonely
In a corner wearing that
How about a kitten eared hat?
Or adding a long fluffy tail?
Right now you look like a large Airedale
It said catawampus creatures
Were the expected costuming
I guess you were assuming
Dogs and cats are the same
Well I’ll not be to blame
Drive yourself, I’ll show up alone
Either that or just stay home.