The metal band “Ghost” lyrics were banned
It was not the music her parents planned
But she sent them a letter perfumed with her scent
Went to the post office, to the band it was sent
When the band received it from no one they knew
Found it was stamped “forty cents postage due”
The band with no money in sight, refused the post
And she, disappointed, “gave up the ghost”.
The Bag Lady 
And the moral of this story is always check the weight and put a stamp on it! Who knows what would have happened if they had opened the package 📦 she could have married one of them! 😐🤷🏼♀️
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Brilliant!
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