“Stop Calling Me Frank” he shouted to his friend’s date, referring to her as the “Loud Mouth Kitten”. The party was getting out of control with everyone drinking heavily. Even the “Abstract Evil Barbie” doll on the birthday cake began to tip as the frosting warmed. The atmosphere was too liquid, too hot, and getting on people’s nerves.
The snacks were few and the participants needed more to eat before the “Squirrel Nut Zippers” were to take the stage. One desperate partygoer yelled, “where’s “The Devil With Cheese”? We have bread, but no cheese! We have fruit but these “Pineapples from the Dawn of Time” appear to be rancid, no wonder!”
Other participants in the birthday concert honoring the head of the “Reign of Frogs” band, just started making burger runs to the local McDonald’s.