I’m meditating. I’m relaxing. I’m clearing my mind. I’m clearing my mind, damn it, I said I’m clearing my mind! I know this works for many people…..okay, I’m clearing my mind. I am in a beautiful, quiet place. I only hear the slight ripples in the lake, and a few soft birds. I’m assuming the position on my new yoga mat. And now I’m clearing my, okay, I’m clearing my mind…….
https://allaboutwritingandmore.wordpress.com/2017/01/08/daily-picture-prompt-30/

A lot of comments here. Yet really few about meditation. If it were an easy thing to do? More might use? Actually, to meditate is not about clearing the mind. It’s more about focus. What are supposed to focus on? Now, there’s the rub. There a million methods. Well perhaps not a million? You get the idea though.
If one was to focus on the breath? You will find it’s soothing. Inhale, exhale. Om mani padmi aum.
The mind makes a good servant and a terrible master. Cheers Jamie
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Pregnant and scared of having a spinal block, I went to Lamaze classes. You learn to relax parts of the body. Worked for me! No pain with the delivery, except the episiotomy!😂
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If only it worked that way 🙂
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Not work, you mean? I can’t do it. I tried to get through pain with it, but just couldn’t.
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I used to be able to do it. when I was 16 I trained as a masseuse and relaxation leader. I still know all the techniques but I am not good at following my own orders. Sometimes it works but not the same way it used to.
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Another country heard from…..were you ever a butcher, baker, or candlestick maker?
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I worked for one of the largest bakeries in the world (well the parent company is huge our bakery was the biggest in this country). I didn’t do massage and relaxation as a job, I did it because my parents forced me to as a teenager (although I didn’t realise that at the time). Once I actually got into it I learnt both because it suited me not as a career.
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Ah, but did you bake? Not in the marijuana sense…..js
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We don’t bake weed here, we let it dry naturally and smoke it…..I mean no, no one actually baked we had six ovens that ran 24/7 that did that, the smallest of which was capable of 800 loaves an hour.
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Yum! I can imagine you got sick of that after a while, but when I worked in the schools, that smell was torture.
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Oh yeah and in summer it was worse, heat and baked bread is a terrible smell at 1am. While I was getting bread for free I ate whatever I wanted and didn’t care about wasting it but I eventually got sick of it. I’m not a big fan of any bread products any more. Strangely enough the same thing didn’t happen when we started delivering jam rolls and Wagon Wheels and other such cakes. They disappeared by the box, were well traded for milk and meat etc and brought home to eat but I never got sick of them.
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I never heard of them. I think the most popular here are Hostess or Little Debbie’s.
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Jam rolls are just a sponge roll with jam or cream in them and they are either Twinkie size or family size that need cutting. Wagon Wheels are something the Yanks will never understand because they don’t know what a chocolate covered jam and cream filled biscuit is!
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Yeah we probably still get them here but I don’t go looking. Our jam rolls are much better, they even come in chocolate.
Sheesh you American’s have a lot to learn, there is nothing similar between a biscuit and a doughnut.
Wagon Wheels actually have marshmallow in them not cream, I stuffed up. They went through a change just after I quit delivering them when the parent company had to sell them to recover debt and the company that took them over never got the recipe right again.
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Chocolate inside or outside?
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I’ve lost all track of this conversation, comments have gone missing I don’t know what I’m replying to. Email it to me 😛
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Chicken
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Maybe so. But I read all these in the admin panel and they just come in in chronological order, when the discussion gets spread into three comments I give up following. At least in email you can say what you want, abuse me for being backwards and I can follow it.
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Okay I’ll shut up.
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I never said that, I said email it, you wont get errors then.
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You didn’t say biscuit, you said roll. Your biscuit is my cookie. So what are your rolls?
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Jam rolls are a flat sponge cake rolled into a spiral with jam or cream between them. Sometimes the sponge is chocolate. Wagon wheels are mashmallow and jam filled biscuits (they used to be about 5 inches round) covered in chocolate.
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Oh, a cowpie! Sorry, I meant Whoopie pie.
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I’d rather a whoopie cushion, in fact I bought one for my 16 year old niece at christmas
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I can believe it. Ready for a story? When meeting potential in laws for my son, stayed overnight at their huge ranch. Not long after we met, the trick of the day was her father using a remote to trigger a fart noise to an unsuspecting person. I was a lot shyer then. But the whole experience was a bad omen we later found out, and ended up in divorce.
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We only gave her the whoopie cushion because it was $2 and we wanted something to wrap up, she got cash to buy gymnastics stuff but it’s hard to wrap up plastic notes so we got a whoopie cushion and it gave our kids something to hand out.
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Pardon’ Monsieur , but Twinkies are a long time traditional American novelty guaranteed to last way beyond a lifetime, in or out of your stomach, and Wagon Wheels sound like a chocolate covered jam or cream filled donut or doughnut.
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We call those jelly rolls. Jelly is clear, jam has added fruit pieces in it, and preserves have whole pieces of berries in them. Then there’s marmalade!
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You people don’t know what Jam is, don’t know what biscuits re and have no idea what scones are, you are just weird 😛
We have marmalade, it’s the same as jam but a different flavour.
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I’ve had scones. I suppose if I added jelly, jam, preserves, or marmalade they might not be so dry. : p
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No one eats a scone without jam and cream, that’s just weird!
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Actual cream or whipped cream?
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Nah it’s a mock cream because the stuff doesn’t need refrigerating and last longer than cockroaches on the shelf. If you made it at home you’d use fresh cream.
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Sort of the same shelf life of Twinkies.
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Yeah they’d survive a nuclear blast.
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True and probably have.
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I’m glad I don’t eat them any more
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Me either, but every once in a while as I roll by the racks of them, I think….nah, not today. I think if I had only a day to live I might eat everything I ever wanted all day. Too much info?😂
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I used to think that way with some of the snacks we delivered but I got over it quickly seeing the damn things every day.
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Like the doughnuts we served at the Sundries shop. After a while…
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I still have doughnuts occasionally with the kids but I still don’t like too many bread products.
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I was thinking while watching Outlander on Starz tonight, have you ever seen “Black Sails”? It’s about pirates.
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Nah it’s not something we get here. We are only on the first series of Outlander here, and we are at least 3 eps behind what is being aired because we’ve been busy when it’s on.
But I want to know when Beefcake is going to get sick of rescuing his idiot bride. Every week she gets herself in trouble.
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Au contraire my dear. Make sure to watch them all in sequence. Record, record, record!
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We have been recording it just been watching other things. But if she doesn’t get some brains soon I am going to get annoyed.
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She’s THE brain
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That is one serious insult to the guys in the show if she IS the brain!
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My watching just proves you’re a busy family man and have to record, it’s not for kids I think. I also recorded them all. My daughter read the books.
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It’s on too late for the kids here anyway. The only reason we are behind so far is because we recorded one a week or so before Chrissie because something else was on and since we haven’t watched that one we’ve taped the following weeks.
My wife knows about the books and that’s why she decided to watch it but she hasn’t read them
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It will be explained not so harshly in further episodes.
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Nope there is no explaining that will convince me she has a brain let alone is the brains.
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Just wait
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Don’t worry I will be watching but it’s going to take a lot of convincing.
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Just wait. : )
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Pfft you are not going to convince me.
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🤓
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You might fall in love with her a little
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My wife just gave me some spoilers and I’m still not seeing any brains.
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Be patient
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You are not going to convince me she had a usable brain with the stupid things she’s already done. She is the female equivalent of dumb and dumber and she plays both roles.
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Are we talking about Outlander?
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I thought so.
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😟🤔🤠
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You may know trucks. You don’t know O.
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Pfft just like like you know vikings.
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That’s a low blow……..guess I’ll have to get out my Valerian steel
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I’m only capable of low blows right now. I’m buggered. Not including emails I’ve written over 4000 words again today, got the kids breakfast, the kids lunch, done the dishes about to run a bath for them and then cook dinner, all on three hours sleep. Think yourself lucky it’s a low blow. 😛
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Sorry. Writing another book? How can you possibly do all those things in one day? Anyone would think you were a woman. 😂
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No need to apologise 🙂
I’m about to start doing a final draft of book 3 so I’ve getting all my ‘other’ stories in order.
Someone around here has to be the woman 🙂
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Aww
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Yeah I feel sorry for me too 🙂
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I keep saying I’m a 16 yr old girl 😛
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If wishes were horses…
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We’d all have posts written about us 🙂
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Beefcake, you mean – drool, Jamie? He can hold his own.
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He has to because his wife is an idiot.
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I’m just letting that go. : p
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Because even you know his wife is an idiot!
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As to the prompt search, sounds like a conspiracy to me, Watson.
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Yeah who knows, I posted a few yesterday maybe it just got sick of me.
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On the site? I’ll check it out.
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I think you saw them all.
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And like a true master of mindfulness, I’m going to laugh at my typos. 😂
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Exactly, we can’t see all of them!
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It was a Freudian slip??😂
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😂😂😂😂 I bursted laughing out loud when I saw that. Well played!!!!!
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Love it.
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*flowing like
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🙂 I know how you feel with this. Sometimes mediation is just “I’m calm, I’m not thinking, shut up shit up shut up, I’m fleeing like a river, SHUT UP!”
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Right you are.
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LOL! Yes. That’s what it’s like at the beginning, Cheryl! 😉 xoM
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🤗
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That’s what it’s always like for me.
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It gets easier after the first couple of decades, lol! 😉 xoM
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I’m not patient enough🙄
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You make me laugh 😂🤣😁
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Good!
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