It was Thanksgiving
And all through my apartment
The strong smell of turkey was wafting throughout
My daughter’s oven went on the blink
Could she use my oven–I had to think
Yes, of course, I said
Thinking with dread
What about my pie
You now see that I
Was making an apple dessert
But you need to know the rest of the dirt:
Was awakened at four couldn’t get back to sleep
Worried about the apple pie I would reap
I tossed and turned, finally I rose
Cold and dark, I slippered my toes
I decided to make MS’s pate brisee
Done it before, always turned out okay
Looked up the recipe on youtube
Oh yes I remember, I’m no rube
I fixed it all and stashed in the fridge
An hour to wait, I’ll just nap a smidge
At eight I was up to prepare the crust
Floured the counter with pastry dust
My apple corer must have taken vacation
Got a paring knife to start the seration
The phone rings before my first apple slice
Her oven’s not working and it would be nice
If she could use mine, of course I said yes
What’s Thanksgiving without a turkey to dress
The older girls now twenty-one and nineteen
Arrived shortly with the beast so keen
So it’s in the oven taking up space
The pie won’t be made, taking second place
The rest of the meal will be stovetop or nuked
First time for that but we will not be duped
Snacks and games till the bird is done
Later now, but we’ll laugh and have fun
The moral of the story is this
Relax and enjoy and don’t get pi–ed.
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