FFFC #16

“Just a bit further, Mother Goose, I promise. The sun is going down and we have to arrive before dark.”

Mary, Mary quite contrary was actually being nice this afternoon when asking Mother Goose to take her to the country to see how Mary’s garden was growing. Mary had been busy partying in the village, ignoring her responsibilities, and had little boy blue checking on things for her at the farm.

Unfortunately Mary received an urgent message from wee willie winkie saying there were problems at the farm. Little boy blue had fallen asleep and the animals were ruining the crop.

She also had hired little Jack Horner to keep a watchful eye, but he was of no use, just sat eating pie. Mary’s other friend Mary had let her lambs run through the garden too, so Mary contrary was on a tear trying to right these wrongs.

Meanwhile the old woman who lived in her shoe just watched and chuckled thinking Miss Contrary got what she deserved.

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Fandango’s Flash Fiction Challenge #16

FOWC: Spendthrift

Because of my current vacuum blues
A new one I am forced to choose
I have no extra funds to lose
I’m not a spendthrift–that’s not news.
We took it all apart and cleaned
Nothing unusual was seen
Screwed it back and tried to clean
Doesn’t work, now that’s just mean!
Throw it out, someone suggested
What about the money vested
Shouldn’t it work, am I being tested?
Have that salesman be arrested.
Calm yourself I tiredly thought
Wasn’t the best one that I bought
But still it should work, should it not?
Choosing a new one is what I’ve wrought.

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http://fivedotoh.com/2019/06/01/fowc-with-fandango-spendthrift/

Word of the Day: Contest

What is up with WP? If I want to like or comment, I click and it sends me a white blank screen with the heading automattic on top and just sits there.

This morning I deleted the app to see if restarting would help, now can’t get it to download again. I think it’s a combination of internet slowness, WP who is never answering my queries, or my iPad and phone.

At this time my phone with a newly downloaded app seems better, but hard to type on. Old mind, old fingers. . .what is this, a contest of wills? I have at least four, usually five ads interrupting my posts, so it’s not like they’re not getting their money’s worth.

It’s almost too frustrating. If I receive your posts in email, I have to reply in email, so if it looks strange, that’s why. If I click on your email, it sends me to your site where I cannot comment or like.
Please don’t think I’m ignoring anyone. I hope your “June is bustin out all over”!
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Fandango’s Flashback Friday

This is from March 1, 2017:

He’s touching me!

I am not, it’s Harry, he touches everybody.

You’re pushing me, I’m going to fall off!

Well if you fall off, just join those wimpy guys inside.

Hey, we’re not wimps, it’s warm in here.

Charlie, keep your paws to yourself!

Uh, sorry, Kate, it’s just so crowded up here.

Joe, sweetie, your whiskers are tickling my nose, you’re so cute.

Shelly, I just love your little beady eyes, dear.

Crowding to the right from Whitey and his brother Biggie.

Okay everybody off to the left. Whitey’s crowding as usual.

Tiny pops up, big ears showing.

Hey, look out there! Is it cheese? I think it’s cheese! Come on guys, let’s check it out!

So goes a day in the life of mice.

https://flashfictionforthepracticalpractitioner.wordpress.com/2017/03/01/flash-fiction-for-the-purposeful-practitioner-2017-week-10/

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