Never Too Old?

I see you cannot manage a simple foxtrot, madam. Are you seriously thinking you’ll find a man here at the studio, being as incapable as you are?

I don’t think dancing lessons are a mistake. And yes, I am single now and need a companion. If you help me, I’ll see you get a good recommendation in the home’s newsletter.

Many new types of dance have appeared, but you really must learn the basics of ballroom first. Let’s try it again. Now, move the walker to the left, that’s right…

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FOWC with Fandango β€” Manage

http://cyranny.com/2019/07/01/mistake-word-of-the-day-challenge/

MLMM Wordle #140

Quite the savage seas, wouldn’t you say, Jeffrey? I’ve only seen a few as turbulent as this, usually on a freighter in the Atlantic Ocean. Nothing demur about the old sea mistress then; you’d have to hook yourself on the side as she’d plunge you deep and then surface again. The ropes were strong and the only thing that saved us.

The worst times I had at sea were right after I consented to be a crewman on the fishing trawler, Misty Maiden. Not safe like a freighter and the sea liked to toss us around, as if she didn’t want to give up her fish! I was young then and could withstand the rolling water, but now? I’m just glad to be on this big cruiser, Jeffrey, but I think I should pinpoint the way this ship is leaning! I think she’s listing too far to the…gasp!

https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2019/07/01/wordle-140/ev

3TC June 30, 2019 – Trip to the Park

Today’s prompt: espionage, snack, shoe

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Have you seen my other shoe? I need the orange one, it goes with my shorts. Jack, have you seen my orange sneakers?

Nope, maybe the dog took it.

You know Bootsie wouldn’t do that. She never snacks on shoes–socks, maybe, but not shoes, especially my shoes. She knows better. Where is that blasted shoe? If I can’t find it we’ll be too late for the potluck!

Jack mutters under his breath: it would be a dream come true to miss the potluck.

I know you hate potlucks, Jack, but it’s your mother’s idea so we have to go! I can’t wear the others, they’re muddy and wet since I wore them jogging yesterday. Where is that sneaker? You know Jack, I might accuse you of espionage, hiding my shoe. Fine, I’ll just change into a sundress and sandals. You haven’t hid them too have you?

https://lightmotifs.wordpress.com/2019/06/29/three-things-challenge-pl136/

Hopefully Temporary Cursed Sheets Ramble

There it is, sitting on the bottom of my bed, with that satisfied look on its face. The moon through the blinds shows only part of its look. It has no name but I really think it is a sleep demon, the type that fiddles with your brain all night, making you toss and turn on even freshly laundered sheets which, when first stretched out on the mattress pad are tight and smooth and lovely looking but as soon as you lay your body on them, thinking how nice they feel and try to sleep, you turn and then turn again till they are a strangling knotted mess.

That type of demon, sent from some terrible place where the main occupation is to make sure no one relaxes into a dreamy state of rest and sleep. I know this, although you may disagree, thinking there is no such demon that alights on your beautiful bedding just when the lights go out. I only see him for a second and then he starts ruffling and wrinkling up the covers, throws words and puzzles and faces of people into my mind, an endless barrage of thoughts, memories and regrets or happy or sad ideas that bother so I finally sit up and yell, “f—!”

A demon, definitely, a curse from the great hidden underworld where all things unpleasant originate. I see or feel its effects every night. Each evening I once again stretch the sheets to a smoothness, tighten the fitted corners, admire, a temporary thought of hope for rest. I turn off the bedside lamp, settle myself and try to sleep.

https://cyranny.com/2019/06/30/curse-word-of-the-day-challenge/

https://ragtagcommunity.wordpress.com/2019/06/30/rdp-sunday-sheets/

FOWC with Fandango β€” Temporary