“What the hell happened here?” It was the owner’s day off and he was outside his office with the weekly toil of cutting back the damn kudzu that threatened to takeover the sidewalk. The root was stubborn and he wanted his place of business to be well groomed. He smelled a stench of bodily fluids and looked around to see a satyr-like man peeing on his favorite rose bushes. “I can’t believe how this neighborhood has gone to the dogs, some of them human, I see.”
The owner decided to take matters in his own hands and approached the unkempt man. “I say, sir, would you mind not desecrating my flowers?”
The man looked down in his drunken state and mumbled “I’m sorry, I just couldn’t hold it”. The owner went over, took down the garden hose coiled on the side of the building. He opened the tap and sprayed the man with cold water. The offender screamed. “What do you think you’re doing?”
“Sorry, I just couldn’t hold it.”
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