Friday night funny

“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.”

“You can’t have everything … where would you put it?”

“Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.”

“I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place.” –

***Quotes from Steven Wright

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