“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.”
“You can’t have everything … where would you put it?”
“Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.”
“I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place.” –
***Quotes from Steven Wright
Lol. Great quotes!
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Lol! I don’t mind Steve Wright, although he seems to be like marmite, either love him or hate him. KL ❤
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Steven Wright. 👍
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