Take from your freezer, slit open the plastic
Place on the spinner, hope for something fantastic
It won’t ever take long
You can hardly go wrong
It’s easy and fast
A delicious repast!
That is what they say
In the ads today.
All will be well
As the cellophane swells,
Until you remove it, take a look
Potatoes all mashed in a corner nook
The dessert dried up, is barely there
The slab of meat no longer rare
The portions are small, and above all
Microwave dinners are a definite pall.