“We were just walking along, you know, me and Joe, when we saw these weird rocks. The stones were strange lookin’, but there’s more to the story.
Now, we were in the woods, right? You know what I mean, OUT there, like no one is around but us, right? We stepped up closer to these weirdo rocks and saw–you’re not gonna believe me, but, hey, it’s the truth!
Right in front of the two rocks were two sets of shoes, one, a man’s dress shoes, the other, a lady’s high heels! Don’t believe me? If I’m lyin’, I’m dyin’!”