I said to him, did you see that?
I think it looks like a bat!
I grabbed my hat to cover my wig
And ran around like dancing a jig
Screaming, get it, please!
Then sat cowering on my knees.
My ever faithful husband true
Yelled back, what’s the matter with you?
I’ll get the broom, stop your chatter
This is no frightful matter
He opened the door and yelled shoo!
I stood back up and sighed a whew
The bat flew out, he proudly said,
I took off my nightcap, went back to bed.