It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a bat!

I said to him, did you see that?

I think it looks like a bat!

I grabbed my hat to cover my wig

And ran around like dancing a jig

Screaming, get it, please!

Then sat cowering on my knees.

My ever faithful husband true

Yelled back, what’s the matter with you?

I’ll get the broom, stop your chatter

This is no frightful matter

He opened the door and yelled shoo!

I stood back up and sighed a whew

The bat flew out, he proudly said,

I took off my nightcap, went back to bed.