Laugh, nip, fix
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I had to laugh when I turned fifty
My friends at work thought it was nifty
To give me a card that read
“Never let your coconuts fall below your grass skirt”
I admit that back then I thought it silly
Sent to other “fifties” willynilly
But as I age and accoutrements sag
I wish I had tried to fix those bags
To visit a surgeon for a slight nip
It’s now too late for such a trip.
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Maybe you can just roll them up and pat them in shape.
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That’s what the woman who gave me the card said she did😁
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🙂
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Nipping certainly looks more appealing of an option as I age!
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Ummm I just turned 50 and enjoy following all you wiser ladies. I’m thinking I need to have a procedure. 🙃
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I just had health problems. Gained weight, not good. Stay the same size and no problem😁
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👌🏻😁
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I remember my 50th……. and my 60th! Next year will be my 65th!!
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