Opening up the gift, exclaimed
Oh my god, I have been maimed!
This must be a mistake
How rude of you, you rake!
I could never make this fit
Looks like an elephant sized knit
Thought you were the friendly kind
But just look here at what I find
This gift is certainly a disgrace
From me you’ll receive no embrace.
Sorry, don’t mean to seem ungrateful
I realize I’m acting hateful
Next time please don’t just surmise
Ask me what is my true size.
The Bag Lady 
I guess honesty is the best policy in that case? Idk! : ))
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Um … excuse the ask. but wouldn’t she think him even more of the rake if he asked her size? 🙂
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Of you look at it that way, I guess it’s better to be too big than too small?
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Yea. If he was a rake, he might be buying her a thong. But something too big does suggest he doesn’t harbour lusty thoughts for her.
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Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men….heehee
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