How could I resist such a prompt? I’m a kid at heart : )
I said push the handle
If you want to flush
And believe me
There is a rush
Kids and men take mags or a book
While they’re waiting they like to look
To distract from doing their business
Never spray, too much prissiness
If ever they use all left on the roll
Or heaven forbid need to clean the bowl
It’s a woman’s job, they can’t be bothered
Were these males ever mothered?
Face it – bathroom cleaning’s a woman’s job
If you need it done, don’t ask Bob.