“What are these, white beets? I don’t even like red or purple beets!”
Mom replies to five year old helper: “They’re not beets, they’re turnips. They are sort of like potatoes with a little bite to them..” as she added them to the ham and vegetable soup. “With the onions and ham bone, everything practically tastes the same anyway.”
“Ham bone? You’re putting a bone in the soup? Yuck!”
“That’s enough helping me with dinner today, Mikey. Run outside to help your father.”
The Bag Lady 
In current parlance, TMI!
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