My God, woman, what are you wearing?
I need darkened glasses, it’s so glaring!
The black fitted shirt I quite like,
But those pants of pink set me afright
Butterflies all colors printed on them
Aren’t you too old…. uh, ahem…..
I know you love color and wear it too
Green, brown, purple and blue
Gasp–hot pink? Maybe in tennis shoes
But trousers? Not in those hues
You need basic grey, navy or black
I wonder, is it good taste you lack?
Maybe I was being too harsh
After all, it is YOUR ass.