I was laying there having a spinal
While they fiddled around the vaginal
Now don’t lose your feet
I’m always discreet.
I was laying there till the final
Doctor finished with all that was vital
Anyway, according to his title
Should know what to do; it’s primal
To complete what I need
But he worked with such speed
Made me wonder if he had a title.
Or could he be homicidal?
When he finished I was revived
Still no pain, guess I had survived
When they lifted the blue piece of vinyl
I realized I was in denial
Operation so crude
I had been tattooed!
With a vision so horribly tribal
To the mirror I stumbled
Then heard the “crowd” mumble
This tat is going to go viral!