A to Z Challenge – U for Uninvited

Christian Yelich, left, and Giancarlo Stanton of the Miami Marlins, along with a member of the security team, attempted on Tuesday to remove a cat from the baseball field in Miami during the fifth inning of a game. Credit Wilfredo Lee/Associated Press

When The New York Times asked readers how to fix baseball, we all neglected to consider the obvious answer: cats.
Seldom does traditional baseball please a crowd the way a renegade feline scampering across the infield can. Few home runs are as gratifying as a groundskeeper futilely chasing a cat who is having absolutely no part of it.
On Tuesday, fans of the Miami Marlins were delighted to stop watching baseball for a bit as a stray cat evaded capture in the outfield.

Giancarlo Stanton, the Marlins’ all-star right fielder, tried to directly approach the cat as it burrowed under the outfield wall. An overconfident Marlins employee tried to pet the cat, who declined the overture and scurried away.
A pink advertisement for T-Mobile on the outfield wall caught the cat’s eye, and it leapt toward the heavens, scaling the advertisement. For a moment it seemed stuck under a yellow ledge, but it proved no obstacle as the cat found its way higher, above the outfield wall and clear of the field.

“Look at this cat,” Rich Waltz, a Marlins announcer, beamed on the team’s broadcast. “Terrific stuff by the cat. Outstanding!”
The cat settled itself away from the dirty hands of humans on a gaudy sculpture that lights up, sprays water and does other gaudy things on the occasion of each Marlins home run. It lay down on a portion of the sculpture painted to look like water, but found no tuna or minnows.

The baseball game resumed, and the Marlins announced that in the event of a home run they would not activate the sculpture. More than an hour after the game finished, the Marlins said the cat had darted away, eschewing the media spotlight, never to be seen again by its adoring fans. The Marlins beat the Atlanta Braves, 8-4.

Article courtesy of The New York Times



5 thoughts on “A to Z Challenge – U for Uninvited

  1. I enjoy baseball, fastball, or slo-pitch. Just do not take them seriously. There’s always another game and another rube, to take the money from. Go Jays, go! Cheers Jamie


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