Bathroom, restroom, crapper or loo
Wherever you live the word depends on you
I rarely write of things so untidy
At least not since my kid’s out of didies
My original posts are personal, yes
Paints pictures of various points of undress
But now I think its time to address
Subjects that clearly make a mess
Of the Oxford dictionary set.
No matter what type of verbage is used
Some will consider these terms lewd
Such as comfort station which is just wacky
Or outhouse or throneroom is definitely lacking
In quality or finesse
Pardon me while I digress.
The subject was toilets I believe
A privy, a washroom, or latrine
And never let it be said
I forgot washroom, the john, or the head
Then there’s watercloset, potty, dunny and can
Ever popular sh–house, lavatory and bog
Little girls or boys room, urinal, my god!
I think I’ve run out of terms at last
Whew, now my bedtime’s passed.