Trying to use a sewing machine
Seems to make me want to scream
Patterns you use are made out of tissue
So light that it makes pinning an issue
Speaking of pins, ever notice they’re picky?
Need the right tip or pinning is tricky.
You lay out the pattern over the fabric
Then expect to cut it out just like magic
But the pattern moves even with pins
And scissors are causing the fabric to spin
So everything turns out a bit wacky
And your finished product looks quite tacky.
Save yourself the frustration honey,
Shop and purchase clothes, spend the money!