MLMM Saturday Mix

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Too Smooth Smoothie

To the patio walked, steered by her maid

Looking forward to cool refreshments made

Saw a concoction to be sipped in the shade.

At first the lady uttered some ooohs

Hoping the drink might contain booze

But curious, as she eyed the yellow ooze.

Being overheated, she took a sip

And as soon as it passed over her lips

Her mind started taking a very weird trip.

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https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2022/04/30/double-take-saturday-mix-30-april-2022/

A2Z/SoCS Zip

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“Zip it!” She stood with hands on hips,

Tracing her finger over her lips

“One more word and you’re in your room!”

With that he left, slamming the door with a boom.

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I never heard “zip it” until the Austin Powers/Dr. Evil movies with Mike Meyers. They were never my favorites but there were some funny sayings from them. “Yeah baby”, and:

Or
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Groovy, baby😂

https://lindaghill.com/2022/04/29/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-april-30-2022/

RDP – Smarmy

How could I possibly ignore this word prompt?😂

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He slithered in with his smarmy smile

Gazed around boldly down the aisle

He hadn’t been around for a while.

His scent you could smell from a mile

Greasy slicked hair stirred up bile

His gestures presented a lot of rile

But he hoped for an engenue with guile.

His tight suits meant to turn up the dial

But we had caught on to his “style”

His reputation we had in our files.

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https://ragtagcommunity.wordpress.com/2022/04/29/rdp-friday-smarmy/

3TC +

Your three words today are:
OPPOSITE
ALONGSIDE
DIAGONAL

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The tight suited young man paced back and forth to and from opposite sides of the stage, fingers interlaced behind his back. His stride was purposeful, as he hoped to present a correct discipline in the auditorium reception. Alongside him hurried another man of small stature, unkempt on his best day, holding a clipboard diagonal to his body and a pocketful of pens. J

“Sir, sir, pardon me, but do you wish me to keep recording your speech?” The audience, a gathering of brash freshmen, chuckled and muttered until a further glare of contempt was shown by the new professor.

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https://cyranny.com/2022/04/28/reception-word-of-the-day-challenge/?like_actor=102337606&like_hmac=97c9ef7ade74ae5bf6f2563b4e19dbf5&postid=62505&like=1&source=sub_email

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