Joe just liked hearing the loud crunch
Whenever he was eating lunch
Other diners cringed
Thought Joe was unhinged
Surprising he was never punched!
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Laughing Along With A Limerick
Limerick Time
Six Sentence Story
Rules of the hop:
Write 6 Sentences. No more. No less.
Use the current week’s prompt word.
Link up at Wednesday’s post. Link goes live at 6:00 pm through Saturday late…
Spread the word and put in a good one to your fellow writers.
PROMPT WORD: CLAW
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Camping in snow waiting for a thaw
His wildlife photos always caused awe
Tented in the wilderness in a hidden draw
Hard to believe all that he saw
Filmed too close to a mountain lion’s paw
Now has a big scar from its sharpened claw.
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Sunday’s Six Sentence Story Word Prompt!
The Sunday Whirl
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Wordle 673
OLWG – 9-29-24
In a sorcerer’s hut there was a man, in the bathtub. Unfortunately the man was stuck. Now you might think that being a sorcerer and a man being stuck in the bathtub in a sorcerer’s hut might be no problem at all. After all, there is a magic man handy! But of course I could be wrong. I could write the true story here, get a laugh out of it, but of course, the man in the tub would think it was quite rude. A fat man in a tub is sort of funny all by itself. Because naturally using the word fat means that he’s probably stuck in there. Maybe not. Possibly the true story is that the sorcerer and the man are in the tub together, and not to be taken literally, one was large and they were having a good time. Who doesn’t like a bubble bath?
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OLWG# 385- Softly Flying
This video made my day…turn up sound
MLMM Saturday Mix
He thought his words were deep,
a special meaning he construed
His teacher thought much less,
said they were shallow and misused
The grade caused a tear,
student faced a dismal sight,
The teacher ignored him,
her expression remained bright.
Many teachers guide a child with praise,
while others cause an ego to be grazed.
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Opposing Forces – Saturday Mix, 28 September 2024
One Day of Prompts
One day in the life of a taxi driver led to being a defendant in court. He stood in front of the judge who was looking sideways at him, in a suspicious manner and said, “And you expect me to believe this was all a bag of crisps fault?”
The taxi driver looked back to a child sitting in the courtroom, “Yes, your honor! I had that boy and his mom as a fare and they were arguing about the bag and it came flying up, spilled crisps over my head causing me to run into the car in front of me.”
“Split the damage costs between you and the boy and his mother.”
“That’s acceptable, your honor.”
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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2024/09/28/three-things-challenge-m831/Your three words today are: FRONT BACK SIDEWAYS
Weekly Prompts -The One-Day Prompt (6)
FOWC With Fandango — Taxi
RDP SATURDAY: CRISPS
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Sammiscribbles Weekend Writing Prompt
Regrets
Calculate, fairly easy to find a rhyming mate, but this morning I’m in a sorry state, find my connections are probably too late, causing me to contemplate.
My life turned a corner when I left New England. I lost contact with family and friends. Those were days before computers, tablets, or cell phones. Letters were the communication, telephone calls were long distance consisting of calling an operator who would place the call and maybe call you back. Calculating, sadly have no excuse for noncommunication.
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Weekend Writing Prompt #383 – Calculate
It’s time 🕰️
To say a huge thank you to new followers, new commenters—we all love comments because it means you have read our work! Also another big appreciation to all who offer prompts for us all to respond to and that’s probably not proper sentence structure, but hey…conventional is not usually my style.
Please know you are valuable to all bloggers! Photos, art, words, phrases, poetry forms, story ideas, all—I thank you! Looked for this song by Sam and Dave—have a dance on me☺️
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NTT 2
and I don’t usually demonize
but there’s a strange resemblance here
blue suit, red tie, smiling leer,
I don’t suppose we’re of equal mind,
but in those eyes see a future signed
As he holds the pen to a document vile
where all our freedoms are burned in a pile
and life is ruled by a hateful show
and we just sit back, as if we didn’t know.
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No Theme Thursday: 09.26.24
The Bag Lady 
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