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Wordle 673

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Wordle 673

In a sorcerer’s hut there was a man, in the bathtub. Unfortunately the man was stuck. Now you might think that being a sorcerer and a man being stuck in the bathtub in a sorcerer’s hut might be no problem at all. After all, there is a magic man handy! But of course I could be wrong. I could write the true story here, get a laugh out of it, but of course, the man in the tub would think it was quite rude. A fat man in a tub is sort of funny all by itself. Because naturally using the word fat means that he’s probably stuck in there. Maybe not. Possibly the true story is that the sorcerer and the man are in the tub together, and not to be taken literally, one was large and they were having a good time. Who doesn’t like a bubble bath?
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OLWG# 385- Softly Flying

He thought his words were deep,
a special meaning he construed
His teacher thought much less,
said they were shallow and misused
The grade caused a tear,
student faced a dismal sight,
The teacher ignored him,
her expression remained bright.
Many teachers guide a child with praise,
while others cause an ego to be grazed.
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Opposing Forces – Saturday Mix, 28 September 2024
One day in the life of a taxi driver led to being a defendant in court. He stood in front of the judge who was looking sideways at him, in a suspicious manner and said, “And you expect me to believe this was all a bag of crisps fault?”
The taxi driver looked back to a child sitting in the courtroom, “Yes, your honor! I had that boy and his mom as a fare and they were arguing about the bag and it came flying up, spilled crisps over my head causing me to run into the car in front of me.”
“Split the damage costs between you and the boy and his mother.”
“That’s acceptable, your honor.”
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https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2024/09/28/three-things-challenge-m831/Your three words today are: FRONT BACK SIDEWAYS
Weekly Prompts -The One-Day Prompt (6)
FOWC With Fandango — Taxi
RDP SATURDAY: CRISPS
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Weekend Writing Prompt #383 – Calculate
To say a huge thank you to new followers, new commenters—we all love comments because it means you have read our work! Also another big appreciation to all who offer prompts for us all to respond to and that’s probably not proper sentence structure, but hey…conventional is not usually my style.
Please know you are valuable to all bloggers! Photos, art, words, phrases, poetry forms, story ideas, all—I thank you! Looked for this song by Sam and Dave—have a dance on me☺️
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No Theme Thursday: 09.26.24

Everyone has them
Could use for Thanksgiving
Air fryers a gem
Now essential to living
The fact is they’re quite large
And the price is a big charge
But safer they say than a microwave
And now halogen ovens are the rave
It’s cheaper, cleans well and easy to use
Air fryer owners are singing the blues
Appliances, used all go to Good Will
So try them out, might get a thrill
Or wait until the halogens lose their cool
Being replaced by something new.

Modern Living


No Theme Thursday: 09.26.24
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