MLMM Saturday Mix

(Lawyer’s comment in court of law)

Standing up in court

Stands a fool

Got his lawyer

From the available pool

He was guilty, there was no doubt

But thought a lawyer would figure out

Ways to get a sympathetic connection

To the judge by always saying “jection!”

The judge surprised, at this lack of decorum

Felt sorry for the guilty party’s forum

“Your OBjection,” the judge declared

“Was inappropriate and your client is spared…

Such flagrant use of an important word

Your client should fire you for being absurd!“

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No Nonsense – Saturday Mix, 11 May 2024