Not so “quaint” sayings

december 17, 2016 by rugby843

Was texting my daughter and said,

It’s colder than a cob
out there, 15 degrees, snow, low of -10.

I added, your dad used to say
Colder than a witch’s tit
She replied yes, it’s

Slicker than snot
Hope the kids are careful driving.

Then she added yes, he also said
Off like a prom dress
And we laughed, remembering my husband’s humor.
Of course he also taught the grandkids how to light matches 🙄

My own dad used
Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Great jumping toady frogs, Leaping Lizards, If it pleases you, it tickles me all to hell, and Great Jeosophat

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