I feel like a plant
And offer a rant
After a major decision
I’m suffering abscission!
It wasn’t planned so that’s a hint
Thought I could do it but obvious didn’t
Seemed a simple task at the time
Just have a drink and add a lime
The knife was sharp as recommended it be
But it slipped and I think it attacked me
One end of the lime was sitting there
Along with a finger tip in the air
Now I’m sitting in the ER
If I want a drink I’ll go to a bar!