I don’t mean to constantly jab
To evoke a laugh or two
But noticed McConnell today
Is wearing a mask now, too.
Is this what it takes for people to see
Oh yeah, maybe I remember all those parties
Thinking no-maskers were the only smarties
Maybe the docs were right all along
We shouldn’t have followed the president’s song-
It’s not serious, it will disappear
I have it under control my dear-
Now tweeting from his hospital bed
Thinking what he should have done and said.