Recluse

“…[T]here really is no valid excuse for an able-bodied person going out
of his head from being bewildered in the big woods so long as he has a
gun and ammunition, or even a few dry matches and a jackknife.” This was the daily stated philosophy of Junior Beets, a devil may care recluse in the backwoods of Utopia.

Junior was getting tired of the backpackers traveling more frequently around his self proclaimed property.

Of course Junior had no rights concerning the surroundings of his area which was a world designed park in 2025.

Utopia was designed by the desperate survivors of the corona virus that wiped out ninety percent of the world population by 2023.

Junior Beets decided guns would ensure his privacy and started hoarding them in 2020.

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3 thoughts on “Recluse

  1. It would be rediculosly funny if only it was not true, gun toting corona viris killers … what in the world will they do with the body? Oh it has not got one, but wiped out 5000000 others. Well done. It is funny what a poem leaves you with. Stay safe.

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