A trip to the spa or lady’s salon
Should be enjoyed, am I wrong?
Supposedly a gift where they perform
Also a place where most people conform.
A facial, a massage, a rub here and there
While you sit or lay in a toweled chair
A new experience, I admit for me
Especially at my age of eighty-three!
After laying me out in a hot foamy bath
And elbowing and pushing around on my back
A massage they called it, a torturous treat
Then wrapped me in leaves from my head to my feet!
Do what you will, ladies of wealth
But I’ll not return, I’m afraid for my health!