Another shopping trip, I’m not in the mood
And at the risk of being rude
I’m surprised at your attitude
You’re spending way too much, dude.
I know, my views are skewed
And I don’t want you to brood
Certainly don’t want a feud
So let’s go see the gifts you viewed
And get some treats of holiday food
Then with funds, can we try to be shrewd
So I don’t end up feeling like a Scrooge?