Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest #26

Roses are red

Violets are purple

I love my treats

They make me slurple.

We gathered together

To make a decision

Who should be elected

‘Cause we need revision.

The larger cousins want Mayor Cheese

Being rats, they’re easy to please

My buddies residing in this cage

Want something more new age

Such as crumbs tartare rubbed with sage

That make pleasant leavings here in the cage

Providers of these treats would be

Mayor Guinea Pig and Company.

Rabbits and gerbils all insist

To get out and vote, even resist!

Our choice for mayor should reflect

The outcome we want and expect.


I wonder why I haven’t been aware of this site before. Surely my efforts qualify!☺️

The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest


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