“Why is this so heavy?” Sarah Sanders was having security guards drag a huge bag out of the White House through the secret back entrance. It seems Mr. T had finally been caught out for good and didn’t want anyone to see him sneaking out of the House. Unlike past President Nixon, holding up his arms saying “I am not a crook”, Mr. T chose to be the coward we know he is.
(Alarm sounds and I wake from my beautiful dream)
**no offense to the real Mr. T