The gifts opened
Now it’s time
To see what you paid
Open the checkbook
For a long stare
You’d be amazed what’s missing there
Of course you were hopeful
There’d still be some left
For January bills
But there must have been theft!
The deposits made were quite a few
But now you see how much you withdrew
Your significant other looks right down their nose
You spent that much, tempers arose
Your only excuse is “I was going freeform,
It’s so popular now, caused a firestorm”
Their reply is short, not so sweet:
Go back to your job and back on your feet.
A tale of remorse and overspending
Sadly these days, it’s never ending!