This god awful brew
The cauldron old
The recipe new
Since I made the commitment
It’ll have to do
Witches are busy this time of year
So I said I’d be happy to cook it right here
That was a mistake as I can see now
Even the cats are starting to yowl
The mixture’s too thick, getting hard to stir
I should have used hogs’ breath instead of myrrh
Finally, its now a feast for the eyes
“Green and perfect”, my curdling cries
The witch coven will think I’m neat.
As I serve them this Halloween treat.