Hey, it’s Mr. T! 🙄 Nah, it’s actually named pentatomid.
I never was one for bugs
Creepy crawlies seem like thugs
Always around where you don’t need
Looking for some sensitive skin to feed
Mosquitoes, flies, disgusting things
Especially flies, who knows where they’ve been?
Spiders I think are the worst
Their attack dance seems to be rehearsed
Ever notice no matter where you go
They come right towards you as if they know
You’re afraid, and won’t seek the broom
Bringing it down on them, completing their doom
But all the horror in movies and books
Seem to succomb to the gross ugly looks
Of corpses where maggotty monsters abound
In buried caskets under the ground.