Would you please illuminate
Just the facts, don’t exaggerate
Exactly what did you see
You need to cooperate with me.
Were they young, have any tattoos?
Hey listen, I’m speaking to you
Were they tall or fat or short
Talk. I need it for our report
Were they small or rather large
Did you see the getaway car?
I need you to tell us what you saw
We are members of the law
These scoundrels need to be arrested
And your taxes are invested
In the apprehension of such foe
So tell. Exactly what do you know?