I opened the cupboard, opened the fridge
And what do I see on the ridge
Of the wire rack
Man, this is out of whack!
What is it I ask
And what’s my task
To fix this for dinner?
Doesn’t look like a winner
Besides there’s a dent
Don’t think I’m hungry for this
Definitely something amiss
Looks raw, unpleasant to taste
Maybe it’s not food but dental paste?
Who has the number for Pizza Time?
Hurry, order, get them on the line!