Three Line Tales #129

How may I help you, Madame?

I’m not a Madame.

How may I help you, Miss?

I’m not a Miss.

How may I help you, Ms?

I’m not a Ms.

May I help you mon Cheri?

I’m not your sweetheart.

May I help you, mother?

I’m not your mother!

I would like to help you if I can, dear.

I’m not your dear either!

I see we have a communication problem. May I just open the laptop for you. . .person?

Finally, if you have to address me, it’s Mrs. Jones!

I’m terribly sorry, Mrs. Jones, but my battery is dead.

Three Line Tales, Week 129


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