Sharing a smile, a drink or a beer
Everyone seems to have fun here
A nice pleasant gathering place
Always having a friendly face
Where barkeeps masque your hectic pace.
You relax while ordering another round
As the barkeep jokingly, says “bottoms down”!
Of course he thinks he’s very clever
Knowing that phrase is hardly ever
Used, it’s always, “bottoms up”!
So he’ll have to refill your cup
Therefore making him more money
Than you just sitting with your honey.