I told you it wouldn’t work.
The diet guru was a jerk
100 calories a day!
Now here forever do we lay
When you asked I was too honest
Did not mean your heart’s demolish
Most everyone can pinch an inch
Didn’t mean to cause a flinch
I have to say you did look fine
At first, only 100 dined
But then it just kept getting worse
The diet failed to be reversed
If we heeded our conscious warnings
We wouldn’t hear our loved ones mourning
It’s not too bad under the heather
At least we’ll always be together